You might be a Michigander IF:

• you define summer as three months of bad sledding.
• owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
• you know how to play euchre.
• The Big Mac is something you drive across.
• you believe *down South* means Toledo.
• you bake with soda and you drink pop.
• your Little League baseball game has been snowed out.
• you know how to pronounce *Mackinac*
• the word *thumb* has a geographical rather than an anatomical definition.
• you have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
• you expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
• you know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists, but that it isn't very far from Hell.
• your snowmobile and fishing boat have big block Chevy engines.
• your year has two seasons: winter and construction.
• traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
• half the change in your pocket is Canadian.
• you show people where you grew up by pointing to your right hand.